1. John Mayer is a real musician: Unlike so many pop stars in this day and age, Mayer writes all of his own songs, is an extremely talented blues guitar player, and has one of the most unique voices in pop music, like a boss.
2. $20 Million Watch Collection: Mayer has a $20 million watch collection, like a boss.
3. John “The Player” Mayer: John loves the ladies, and the ladies love him. Mayer has been involved in numerous high-profile relationships with such famously beautiful women as Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and Minka Kelly. He also (allegedly) had a fling with Taylor Swift, in which he made the boss decision to call it quits. We are confident that with his new album, he will also date Mila Kunis in the near future, like a boss.
4. Captain of the High Seas: Aptly named “The Mayercraft Carrier”, Mayer hosted an entire cruise packed with his fans for a week-long, all-encompassing Mayer experience, like a boss.
5. Tattoos: John has a large collection of body artwork, including a badass sleeve done in the traditional Japanese hand-tapping style, like a boss.
6. Fighting Skills: Mayer studies the Israeli self-defense art of Krav Maga, and can probably beat the shit out of you, like a boss.